Title: 5 pranks Fernando Torres was sucked into performing and consequently being blamed for
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 1,102
Rating: PG. Swearing, but that's about it.
Disclaimer: Not true. Never met them, don’t own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author’s Notes: So Rachie= epic fail at keeping under 1,000 words. I ( Read more... )

Title: 5 pranks Fernando Torres was sucked into performing and consequently being blamed for
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count:1,226
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: Woo, finally went over 1000! I blame ( Read more... )

Title: 5 times Íker Casillas was convinced the gods were having a laugh at his expense.
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 998
Rating: PG. Swearing, that's about it
Disclaimer: Not true. Never met them, don’t own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author’s Notes: Just in case you don’t know, they are referring to this in the ( Read more... )

Title: 5 times Íker Casillas was convinced the gods were having a laugh at his expense.
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 938
Rating: PG; sexual references, swearing
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: In the words of Rachie “AHAHA! ( Read more... )

Title: 5 pranks that ended in (figurative) tears
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 668
Rating: PG; sexual references and swearing
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: In my defence, they’re short but funny. Like the previous entries.

( However, one should always make sure nobody else is planning the same trick, which is what happened when Xavi and Joaquín got their wires crossed )

Title: 5 pranks that ended in tears
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 1,129
Rating: PG. Swearing, but that's about it.
Disclaimer: Not true. Never met them, don’t own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author’s Notes: My goal for the next prompt is to make these not so long. D: I’m sorry, I just can’t stop myself. My next ( Read more... )

Title: 5 phone calls Xabi Alonso didn’t want to have at 3am
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 268
Rating: PG; swearing.
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: In my defence, they’re short but funny. Like yesterday.

( Nothing’s wrong. I’m just bored. Wanna come over and jump on the bed with me? )

Title: 5 phone calls Xabi Alonso didn’t want to have at 3am
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 1,425
Rating: PG. Swearing, but that's about it.
Disclaimer: Not true. Never met them, don’t own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author’s Notes: I have no idea how it got this long. To be honest, I don't think I did Xabi any ( Read more... )

Title: 5 scenes Íker Casillas witnessed that he wished he hadn’t.
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 445
Rating: PG; sexual references
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: In my defence, they’re short but funny. Dedicated to princess_kenobi for her ( Read more... )

Title: 5 Scenes Íker Casillas Witnessed that He Wished He Hadn’t
Characters: Random members of La Selección
Word Count: 1,306 for the actual prompt. 1,479 with the other random prompt
Rating: PG. Swearing, but that's about it.
Disclaimer: Not true. Never met them, don’t own them, etc, etc. You know the drill.
Author’s Notes: Two prompts today! One ( Read more... )